Halloween Smuttbox
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£13.00
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£13.00
Regular price
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Halloween Smuttbox
£13.00
Sale price
£13.00
Regular price
*pre-orders will end on 25th October and all orders will arrive by Halloween
The Halloween Smuttbox: a cake jar, a big bastard cookie, a pentagram brownie and a biscuit that swears at you. Halloween’s sorted.
Regular gets one of each, with a Black velvet jar. (White chocolate cookie for variety)
upgrade to large to get two of each, including one milk and one white chocolate chip cookie.
Don’t give the biscuit to your nan unless she’s sound.
Contains Gluten, Egg, Dairy, Soya
Ingredients & allergens
Black velvet cake: SOYA milk (water, hulled SOYA beans (7%), stabiliser: gellan gum; sea salt, acidity regulator: potassium carbonates; potassium iodide, riboflavin, vitamin D, vitamin B12), gluten-free plain flour (rice flour, potato starch, maize flour), caster sugar, sunflower oil, baking powder (disodium diphosphate, sodium hydrogen carbonate, rice flour), cocoa powder, apple cider vinegar, vanilla extract (water, ethanol, sugar, vanilla bean extractives), black colour (glycerol (E422), canola oil, colour (E153), emulsifiers (E322, E433)).
Icing: Icing sugar (sugar, maize starch), plant-based butter (plant oils: sunflower, rapeseed; coconut fat, water, sea salt, fava bean preparation, emulsifier: lecithin; natural flavouring, colour: carotenes), vanilla extract (water, ethanol, sugar, vanilla bean extractives).
Jam: Cherry jam (sugar, black cherries, acidity regulator: citric acid; gelling agent: pectins; elderberry juice concentrate).
Pentagram brownie
Brownie: Caster sugar, gluten-free plain flour (rice flour, potato starch, maize flour), dark chocolate (sugar, cocoa mass, cocoa butter, emulsifier: lecithins (SOYA)), SOYA milk (water, hulled SOYA beans (7%), stabiliser: gellan gum; sea salt, acidity regulator: potassium carbonates; potassium iodide, riboflavin, vitamin D, vitamin B12), plant-based butter (plant oils: sunflower, rapeseed; coconut fat, water, sea salt, fava bean preparation, emulsifier: lecithin; natural flavouring, colour: carotenes), cocoa powder, vanilla extract (water, ethanol, sugar, vanilla bean extractives).
Topping: Dark chocolate (sugar, cocoa mass, cocoa butter, emulsifier: lecithins (SOYA)), SOYA milk (water, hulled SOYA beans (7%), stabiliser: gellan gum; sea salt, acidity regulator: potassium carbonates; potassium iodide, riboflavin, vitamin D, vitamin B12).
Sweary shortbread biscuit
WHEAT flour (WHEAT flour, calcium carbonate, iron, niacin, thiamin), plant-based butter (plant oils: sunflower, rapeseed; coconut fat, water, sea salt, fava bean preparation, emulsifier: lecithin; natural flavouring, colour: carotenes), caster sugar, sugarpaste (sugar, glucose syrup, potato starch, vegetable fats (coconut, hydrogenated palm kernel oil), water, food colouring (E153), xanthan gum (E415), flavouring, preservative: potassium sorbate (E202); citric acid (E330), emulsifier: carboxymethyl cellulose (E466)), vanilla extract (water, ethanol, sugar, vanilla bean extractives).
White chocolate chip cookie sandwich
Cookie: WHEAT flour (WHEAT flour, calcium carbonate, iron, niacin, thiamin, raising agents: calcium phosphates, sodium carbonates), white chocolate (sugar, cocoa butter, whole MILK powder, sweet whey powder (MILK), lactose (MILK), emulsifier: lecithins (SOYA); vanilla extract), caster sugar, brown sugar (cane sugar, molasses), margarine (vegetable oils 70% (rapeseed, palm, sunflower in varying proportions), water, salt (1.4%), emulsifiers: lecithin, mono- and diglycerides of fatty acids; acid: citric acid; colouring: carotene; natural flavouring, vitamins A and D), EGG, salt.
Filling and decoration: White chocolate (sugar, cocoa butter, whole MILK powder, sweet whey powder (MILK), lactose (MILK), emulsifier: lecithins (SOYA); vanilla extract), double cream (MILK), raspberry jam (sugar, raspberries (50%), gelling agent: pectin; lemon juice concentrate), sugarpaste (sugar, glucose syrup, potato starch, vegetable fats (coconut, hydrogenated palm kernel oil), water, food colouring (E153), xanthan gum (E415), flavouring, preservative: potassium sorbate (E202); citric acid (E330), emulsifier: carboxymethyl cellulose (E466)).
Milk chocolate chip cookie sandwich, included in the large box
Cookie: WHEAT flour (WHEAT flour, calcium carbonate, iron, niacin, thiamin, raising agents: calcium phosphates, sodium carbonates), milk chocolate (sugar, cocoa butter, cocoa mass, dried skimmed MILK, whey powder (MILK), butter oil (MILK), emulsifiers: lecithins (SOYA), polyglycerol polyricinoleate; vanilla extract), caster sugar, brown sugar (cane sugar, molasses), margarine (vegetable oils 70% (rapeseed, palm, sunflower in varying proportions), water, salt (1.4%), emulsifiers: lecithin, mono- and diglycerides of fatty acids; acid: citric acid; colouring: carotene; natural flavouring, vitamins A and D), EGG, salt.
Filling and decoration: Dark chocolate (sugar, cocoa mass, cocoa butter, emulsifier: lecithins (SOYA)), double cream (MILK), salted caramel (sugar, double cream (MILK), salted butter (MILK, salt)), sugarpaste (sugar, glucose syrup, potato starch, vegetable fats (coconut, hydrogenated palm kernel oil), water, food colouring (E153), xanthan gum (E415), flavouring, preservative: potassium sorbate (E202); citric acid (E330), emulsifier: carboxymethyl cellulose (E466)).
Icing: Icing sugar (sugar, maize starch), plant-based butter (plant oils: sunflower, rapeseed; coconut fat, water, sea salt, fava bean preparation, emulsifier: lecithin; natural flavouring, colour: carotenes), vanilla extract (water, ethanol, sugar, vanilla bean extractives).
Jam: Cherry jam (sugar, black cherries, acidity regulator: citric acid; gelling agent: pectins; elderberry juice concentrate).
Pentagram brownie
Brownie: Caster sugar, gluten-free plain flour (rice flour, potato starch, maize flour), dark chocolate (sugar, cocoa mass, cocoa butter, emulsifier: lecithins (SOYA)), SOYA milk (water, hulled SOYA beans (7%), stabiliser: gellan gum; sea salt, acidity regulator: potassium carbonates; potassium iodide, riboflavin, vitamin D, vitamin B12), plant-based butter (plant oils: sunflower, rapeseed; coconut fat, water, sea salt, fava bean preparation, emulsifier: lecithin; natural flavouring, colour: carotenes), cocoa powder, vanilla extract (water, ethanol, sugar, vanilla bean extractives).
Topping: Dark chocolate (sugar, cocoa mass, cocoa butter, emulsifier: lecithins (SOYA)), SOYA milk (water, hulled SOYA beans (7%), stabiliser: gellan gum; sea salt, acidity regulator: potassium carbonates; potassium iodide, riboflavin, vitamin D, vitamin B12).
Sweary shortbread biscuit
WHEAT flour (WHEAT flour, calcium carbonate, iron, niacin, thiamin), plant-based butter (plant oils: sunflower, rapeseed; coconut fat, water, sea salt, fava bean preparation, emulsifier: lecithin; natural flavouring, colour: carotenes), caster sugar, sugarpaste (sugar, glucose syrup, potato starch, vegetable fats (coconut, hydrogenated palm kernel oil), water, food colouring (E153), xanthan gum (E415), flavouring, preservative: potassium sorbate (E202); citric acid (E330), emulsifier: carboxymethyl cellulose (E466)), vanilla extract (water, ethanol, sugar, vanilla bean extractives).
White chocolate chip cookie sandwich
Cookie: WHEAT flour (WHEAT flour, calcium carbonate, iron, niacin, thiamin, raising agents: calcium phosphates, sodium carbonates), white chocolate (sugar, cocoa butter, whole MILK powder, sweet whey powder (MILK), lactose (MILK), emulsifier: lecithins (SOYA); vanilla extract), caster sugar, brown sugar (cane sugar, molasses), margarine (vegetable oils 70% (rapeseed, palm, sunflower in varying proportions), water, salt (1.4%), emulsifiers: lecithin, mono- and diglycerides of fatty acids; acid: citric acid; colouring: carotene; natural flavouring, vitamins A and D), EGG, salt.
Filling and decoration: White chocolate (sugar, cocoa butter, whole MILK powder, sweet whey powder (MILK), lactose (MILK), emulsifier: lecithins (SOYA); vanilla extract), double cream (MILK), raspberry jam (sugar, raspberries (50%), gelling agent: pectin; lemon juice concentrate), sugarpaste (sugar, glucose syrup, potato starch, vegetable fats (coconut, hydrogenated palm kernel oil), water, food colouring (E153), xanthan gum (E415), flavouring, preservative: potassium sorbate (E202); citric acid (E330), emulsifier: carboxymethyl cellulose (E466)).
Milk chocolate chip cookie sandwich, included in the large box
Cookie: WHEAT flour (WHEAT flour, calcium carbonate, iron, niacin, thiamin, raising agents: calcium phosphates, sodium carbonates), milk chocolate (sugar, cocoa butter, cocoa mass, dried skimmed MILK, whey powder (MILK), butter oil (MILK), emulsifiers: lecithins (SOYA), polyglycerol polyricinoleate; vanilla extract), caster sugar, brown sugar (cane sugar, molasses), margarine (vegetable oils 70% (rapeseed, palm, sunflower in varying proportions), water, salt (1.4%), emulsifiers: lecithin, mono- and diglycerides of fatty acids; acid: citric acid; colouring: carotene; natural flavouring, vitamins A and D), EGG, salt.
Filling and decoration: Dark chocolate (sugar, cocoa mass, cocoa butter, emulsifier: lecithins (SOYA)), double cream (MILK), salted caramel (sugar, double cream (MILK), salted butter (MILK, salt)), sugarpaste (sugar, glucose syrup, potato starch, vegetable fats (coconut, hydrogenated palm kernel oil), water, food colouring (E153), xanthan gum (E415), flavouring, preservative: potassium sorbate (E202); citric acid (E330), emulsifier: carboxymethyl cellulose (E466)).